I Have Some NEWS!...

Jaren: "Mom I have some news for you. Do you want the good news or bad news first?"
Mom: "Well how"
Jaren: "I'm just going to tell you the bad first."
Mom: "Ok"
Jaren: (While slapping himself in the forehead and turning beat red) "There is a girl who has a crush on me."
Mom: "What! Well who is it?"
Jaren: "I can't tell you. Ok it's (KID)"
Mom: "Well Jaren, (KID) is a really nice girl and would be a great friend."
Jaren: "Mom you just don't understand."
Mom: "Well what is the good news?'
Jaren: "That a girl finally thinks I'm cute."

Life can be sooo hard when you are six years old.